Office Diet Plan …. (DO NOT ATTEMPT)

THIS IS A JOKE – MY SENSE OF HUMOR GOT LOOSE!!

With everyone so worried about people weight in the world I came up with some new diet plans that might help. Like the title says DO NOT ATTEMPT!

The first one you can do everyday: when we run into the shower in the morning and wash our hair, how many let the shampoo run down their back? Don’t! If you think about it shampoo is made to ‘increase volume and mass’ so use ‘Dawn’ dish soap. It removes ‘fat and grease’.

The second one is a bit more painful: If you need to loose a large amount (50+) go to California, find a bunch of seals/ sea lions, cut your hands and jump in. Act like a seal and a great white will come up and take 20 – 50 lbs off in a bite and get to a hospital.

This is a joke only –DO NOT ATTEMPT!!!

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