World’s Strangest Diets (A Joke Only)

This is meant to be a joke! DO NOT ATTEMPT!!!

There are several new diets that have come to my mind recently that are jokes and nothing more. Please be smart and laugh — trying these will not work!!!

The first one that I got was from watching a Science show on black holes. Now in order for this to work you would have to be able to defy gravity (Not happening on this level) and you would have to be able to afford the trip.

So to do this you will need: 1- supermassive black hole (there is one near by at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy) : 2- a ship that can get you there since the distance is 26 Thousand light years away (have to go super fast) and very good life insurance.

So you get to your destination: The supermassive black hole called Sagittarius A at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. The first thing you will notice is you are already a bit taller due to your spine relaxing, but you feel a stretching sensation, this is what you want. Get your feet pointed to the black hole and the ship goes closer to the Event Horizon. As you get closer you begin to do something called spaghettification. (You are now thin as spaghetti then SNAP – YOU RIP APART)!!!

The next one is just plain funny. If you are like me, you have long hair. When you wash it if you are a normal person, you let the shampoo run down your back — hence the problem.

If you read the label of most shampoo’s they are made to increase volume and mass.

The easy way to prevent this: 1- don’t let the shampoo run down your back and 2- Wash with Dawn Dish Soap! Their commercials say that it removes fat and grease. (So far I have never seen this one work, so don’t try it you will waste your money).

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